Kourtney Kardashian’s Most Iconic Quotes from ‘KUWTK’!

We’re diving into Kourtney’s most memorable quotes from all the seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians because she never fails to deliver memorable one-liners!

“Lip Service” – Season 10, Episode 9 – “ABCDEFG”

Kourtney Kardashian used this line in season 10, prompting then boyfriend Scott to wonder what she meant. “It’s just a term I like to use when the conversation is over,” she explained. The letter G is shorthand for “goodbye.” She definitely has a unique way of leaving a conversation.


“Trouble in Paradise” – Season 6, Episode 12 – “Kim, there’s people that are dying.”

During the family trip to Bora Bora in Season 6, Kim lost an earring. That earring wasn’t just any old earring, mind you; it was a diamond that cost $75,000. She panicked and sobbed a lot which led Kourtney to bluntly point out that there were people dying in the world. This phrase went viral and is still used on social media in gifs and reenactments to this day.

“Katch-Up” – Season 16, 10 – “Maybe I am just funnier and cooler.”

Khloe interjects herself into an argument between Kendall and Kourtney about a Mammoth party. Kourtney tells Kendall that she is “funnier and cooler.” We admire a confident Kourtney, and she is always looking to put her sisters in their place.

“Kardashian Family Vacation” – Season 2, Episode 8 – “She has this ugly crying face.”

Kourtney has a special knack for making people laugh, and she did so again by poking fun at Kim’s tears. This scene, along with Kim’s tearful expression, went viral the second it appeared on television.

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Casey Madison Nuss is a Film, Television, and Media Studies major at Loyola Marymount University School of Film and Television. She is an Afterbuzz TV and Better Together with Maria Menounos intern and hopes to pursue a career in the entertainment industry.