Chandler Bing’s Best One-Liners!

In light of Matthew Perry’s passing, we’re remembering the star by looking at some of the best moments from our favorite sarcastic friend. 

Could Chandler be more funny? Chandler gave us some of the best sarcastic one-liners and always had a witty comment in his back pocket ready to whip out to create the perfect comedic timing. Matthew Perry fully embodied Chandler and made us laugh when we needed it most. He was truly everyone’s great friend and will forever live in our hearts.

“Why is your family Ross?”

Ross should have never picked up the bagpipes. But then again, it is Chandler’s fault for being Scottish.

“No, interestingly enough, her leafblower picked up.”

Chandler: I got her machine.

Joey: Her answering machine?

Candler: No, interestingly enough, her leafblower picked up.

This is just another one of Joey and Chandler’s daily conversations.

“And yet I never run into Beyoncé.”

Who wouldn’t want to meet Beyoncé?

“Oh please, could she be more out of my league?”

Rachel: Oh, come on. She’s a person, you can do it!

Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league?

Could Chandler be more relatable?

“Until the age of 25, I thought the only response to ‘I love you’ was, ‘Oh, crap.’”

Joey: You guys don’t know what it’s like to put yourself out there like that and then just get shot down.

Chandler: I don’t know what that’s like? Up until I was 25, I thought the only response to ‘I love you’ was, ‘Oh, crap.’

Maybe don’t take dating advice from Chandler!

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

He’s a friend that will make you laugh, not fix your problems.

“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

Monica: Yeah. Oh, that’s right – you always wanted me to. I see you grew your mustache back.

Richard: Yeah, my nose was getting lonely.

Chandler: [to Richard’s date] And you don’t have a mustache, which is good. [laughs, stops abruptly, and extends his hand] Hi, I’m Chandler, and I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

We love an honest friend.

“I am not ‘blah,’ I am a hoot!”

Chandler could never be boring.

“So, how many cameras are on you?”

Chandler really is quick-witted.

“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”

Seriously, what is the deal with rehearsal dinners?