“The Caviar, I Trust, Is Not Burned” Season 3 Episode 9 ‘Dynasty’ Recap & Review

On this weeks CW’s DYNASTY – SEASON 3 – EPISODE 20 – SEASON FINALE – “MY HANGOVER’S ARRIVED” – as if we hadn’t had enough kidnappings this season Fallon is kidnapped, but this time by her family and friends as they take her on her bachelorette party.  As to be expected all goes wrong as we find ourselves in the Dynasty’s version of the Hangover.  Fallon is still very upset at Liam for not telling her about his plans to save her father.  Fallon is so upset she actually has a prenup for Liam, not so much for the financial aspect as they are both billionaires in their own right, but for rules that benefit Fallon.

We begin the journey to New Orleans, the home of Mardi Gras, and find ourselves in a luxurious penthouse suite, with an amazing view, and a mixtress Mistress Delphine, known for her alcoholic concoctions.  The crew which includes Sammy, Kirby, Cristal, Allison, and Fallon herself.  Cristal is there to stay friends with Fallon despite a possible separation and divorce, and to drink away her own sorrows.  Sammy and Kirby are there as the planners and Fallon’s best friends.  Allison, Fallon’s assistant, is there to act as chaperone.  Fallon makes ground rules, no sashes, no strip clubs, no pictures, basically nothing tacky that can be used against them later.

After the first sip of Mistress Delphine’s concoction all the plans go out the window as the crew finds themselves waking up the next day with massive hangovers, no phones or purses, and no clue as to what happened.  They have to piece it together as Fallon finds a Marriage Certificate to a person named “Scorpio”, which worryingly makes her think she may have married someone in her drunken state.  They find a sash with a store name on it.  Upon returning to the sash and looking at the surveillance video, they realize they actually shoplifted from the store.  They are arrested.  While in jail, the gang realizes two things.  First, Fallon is unnecessarily upset at Liam because he is right about Fallon’s prone to over react and second that Allison is missing as Culhane points out as he has come to bail them out.

Allison had been calling from an unknown number the whole time.  They find her in the hospital, as she had fallen off a mechanical bull and suffered a concussion.  They then realize they went to a strip club.  Another place they find themselves not welcome, Allison shows her breasts to the bouncer who has threatened to call the cops and makes off with his walkie talkie, prompting him to run after her.  The motley crew goes into the club to find Scorpio.  Fallon goes on stage to try to talk to Scorpio, after his being announced and her seeing her engagement ring on his finger.  Scorpio, being extremely helpful explains he didnt get married to Fallon, he got married to Sammy.  Scorpio also has the purses and cell phones and gives them back.  Extremely good looking and level headed, Scorpio easily agrees to annulment to the marriage but asks Sammy to call him.  There may be romance in the air.  On the plane ride back we see embarrassing photos of the trip captured on Sammy’s phone.

Meanwhile, Adam has not given up on his plan to sabotage Blake and CA.  First he releases information about the stolen tankers to the press leading to an investigation into CA, then he attacks Blake and the Energy official he contacted to have the investigation tank, when all else fails he has a tanker exploded at the moment of their press conference.  The old Adam is back and so are his old ways.

Hosted by:  Tehran Von Ghasri @IAmtehran

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