The Best Quotes From Alex Russo of Wizards of Waverly Place!

This Disney show ended 10 years ago, but Alex Russo’s lines are just as iconic as ever. We’re sharing some of our favorite quotes from the iconic witch! 

Wizards of Waverly Place was a staple for many throughout their childhood, and Alex Russo is a name the wizarding world will never forget. The middle child of two brothers, and the troublemaker of her high school, Alex has given us a lot of relatable content over the years. Her sarcasm, confidence, and humor have left an impact on Gen Z. Although the iconic show ended in 2012, our favorite wizard has given us a few lines that are timeless. It’s hard to choose, but we’re sharing a few of the best Alex Russo quotes from the 4 seasons of the show. 

“Oh my gosh, someone sent me flowers, I wonder who it could be, me!” 

If anyone knows a thing or two about self-love, it sure is Alex Russo. Alex started the trend of buying yourself gifts and treating yourself well, and we are here for it! 

“Look, I’ll handle it like I handle all of life’s problems. Ignore it until it goes away.”

What everyone loves about Alex is how real and honest, maybe sometimes too honest, she is. We can’t promise that this is the best advice to take from Alex, especially considering that she has magic to solve most of her problems, but she does always manage to get herself out of tricky situations.   

“I’ll see you back home. From east to west, this spell’s no jest, wherever we roam, send Harper back home. Wait, did I say roam or home first? Eh, she’ll like Rome.”

Can we get a best friend who will send us to Rome? Yes, maybe Alex’s powers get Harper, her best friend into trouble sometimes, but we’d love to have a bestie who can give us a free vacation in a second. 

“What is with the noise?! Don’t you know my Saturday is my sleep till Sunday day?” 

We agree with Alex on this one! No one should be bothered while they’re sleeping in, even if they have the power to turn back time and get into bed again. She’s definitely one of the most relatable Disney characters we’ve ever seen! 

“If you put cereal on hotdogs it counts as breakfast!”

Alex is all about the shortcuts in life, we guess that’s what having magical powers does to you. Even wizards can act just like humans! 

“Oh my gosh I am so funny I didn’t see that coming” 

You’re lying if you say you don’t talk to yourself just like Alex does. Everyone believes that they are the funniest person, and Alex is the queen at that! 

“Oh I get it, I’m the view duh” 

A totally typical Alex quote, she finally gets the hint when a fellow wizard tells Alex the view in front of him is better than the one upstairs. Her response to him is priceless and never fails to make us laugh! 

“Why did the music get all scary” 

You can always count on Alex for asking the obvious questions! Only this wizard could make being trapped in a haunted movie hilarious. Thankfully she always says what everyone’s thinking out loud. 

“I’m Alex Russo, and my hobby is I like to poke things with a stick, but I haven’t figured out how to make money with that yet, so I’m in school.”   

Talk about a famous line in the Wizards of Waverly Place franchise. Alex sums up how most high schoolers feel about getting a job. We wonder if she’s figured out by now how to turn that talent into a real job? 

“So cute you think I can’t get something I want.” 

In a natural Alex fashion, she believes in her abilities to the fullest – even at times when maybe she shouldn’t – but that’s what we love most about her, how much she trusts herself! 

After all these years, we’re still obsessed with Alex Russo and her ability to make us laugh. Whether she’s being sassy, ironic, or sarcastic, we can always count on this wizard to cheer us up! Alex needs to share the spell she uses for her confidence. We could all use a bit of that potion!

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Anastasia Frazier

Anastasia Frazier is a Broadcast and Digital Journalism major in the Newhouse School at Syracuse University, who greatly enjoys all things media, journalism, and entertainment!