Best Quotes From ‘Gossip Girl’s’ Blair Waldorf!

Blair Waldorf’s catchphrases from this teen drama that ended a decade ago are as memorable as ever. Take a look at 10 of our favorite sayings from the Queen B herself!

Gossip Girl was a mainstay of the 2000s, and Blair Waldorf is a name that will live on forever. In her years on the scene, the princess from the posh Upper East Side has provided us with plenty of material that rings true. Her influence on Generation Z is rooted in her self-assurance, wit, and sense of humor. Some of our favorite “It Girl’s” lines have stood the test of time, even though the legendary show ended in 2012. In spite of the difficulty choosing, here are 10 of our favorite Blair Waldorf quotes.

“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”

From the very beginning of the series, Blair has always been aware of her own value. For her, the last thing she wanted was to be someone’s second option.

“…Mother chucker.”

When Blair got upset on the show, it was usually about one thing: Chuck Bass. Chuck always seemed to make things more difficult for her and bring out the worst in her, no matter how much she loved him. So, it’s only appropriate that, when she was furious with him, Blair managed to convert his name into an insult.

“If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.”

The phrase encapsulated Blair’s defining character trait, her determination to succeed.

“If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.”

Queen B says it all right here, who would wanna be sad anywhere else besides the City of Light?

“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy b**ch around here.”

Blair always knew how to claim her territory while doing it with vengeance and grace!

“Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”

In addition to the fact that no one has ever said that a trip to the mall can’t fix a bad mood, Queen B was a fashion star who inspired looks.

“Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.”

Blair couldn’t have put it better herself, but this witty phrase sums up exactly how to act if you find yourself at a disastrous brunch.

“I don’t need a boyfriend to be fulfilled.”

We can be successful and happy on our own, as Blair Waldorf so eloquently put it.

“What I want is to become a powerful woman.”

Every woman is powerful in her own right, and Queen B’s message that women should never doubt their strength is crucial.

“TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!”

Blair has never been shy about sharing her opinion on the style of others, and her exclamation rings true.

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Casey Madison Nuss is a Film, Television, and Media Studies major at Loyola Marymount University School of Film and Television. She is an Afterbuzz TV and Better Together with Maria Menounos intern and hopes to pursue a career in the entertainment industry.